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In the olden days, when men were real men and deodorant was unknown, highwaymen roamed the roads, holding up coaches and relieving victims of their wealth. In those days the felons had to take real risks in order to run off with their booty but today the process is generally a lot simpler and involves a lot less horse power.
Such is the experience of the StockTwits platform which has just seen its $ stocktag idea pinched by Twitter in the form of cashtags, as the ubiquitous social network seeks to find new ways of justifying its eyewatering investment funding. Of course, many highwaymen ended up swinging from a roadside gibbet, although perhaps being hoist by their own petards might be a better, albeit mixed, metaphor.